TBTS Reviews: The Twilight Saga, Part 4: Breaking Dawn, Part 1
This is part 4 of a joint mini-review series featuring myself and fellow Tweedie Esquirette. Check out our reviews of Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse. Paulthegeek: Surprisingly little happens for most...
View ArticleTBTS Reviews: The Twilight Saga, Part 5: Breaking Dawn Part 2
And here it is, the day we’ve all been waiting for: the release of Breaking Dawn Part 2, the fifth and final Twilight film. Fellow Tweedster PaultheGeek and I have been watching and reviewing all the...
View ArticleIn Which a Heterosexual Male Enjoys “Magic Mike”
Best Buy. Black Friday. Evening. The store… sedate. The pickings… slim. But oh! Blu-rays for $13! The wife wants a copy of Magic Mike. (“Look honey! Extras include extended dance sequences!” Great…) We...
View ArticleTBTS Reviews: Skyfall
Nice to see you again, Commander Bond. I should begin this review by saying that I’m nothing if not a huge James-Bond-head. By that, I mean that I was indoctrinated into Albert Broccoli’s seminal...
View ArticleTBTS Reviews: Anna Karenina
Never have I been so excited going into the theater, and so disappointed leaving it, than I was tonight when I saw Anna Karenina. The film, based on the classic by Tolstoy, had the perfect director,...
View ArticleSpitting in the Ocean: Django Unchained Considered
Please note: Spoilers Throughout Toward the end of Quentin Tarantino’s newest, Django Unchained, a genre-mixing film set in the antebellum South and featuring a former slave who becomes a bounty hunter...
View ArticleTBTS Reviews: Side Effects
Good ol’ Steven Soderbergh. Upon review of his directorial work, it occurs to me that I’ve actually consistently liked his movies. I’m particularly fond of his late-90s/early-2000s output. Movies like...
View ArticleSomeone is Wrong on the Internet: The Onion…and Most of its Critics
Ed. Note: In this column, we put aside our deep reservations against becoming argumentative blowhards and answer the moral obligation to call shenanigans when some other blowhard is spouting...
View ArticleTBTS Fashionably Late Review: Never Let Me Go
(Ed. note: The Fashionably Late Review is a critique of a film released in the last two years — with spoilers, so it can be appropriately reviewed in its entirety. So be warned. If you really wanted to...
View ArticleThe Fashionably Late Review: The Adventures of Tintin
(Ed. note: The Fashionably Late Review is a critique of a film released in the last two years — with spoilers, so it can be appropriately reviewed in its entirety. So be warned. If you really wanted to...
View ArticleThe TBTS Movie Character Hall of Fame: Vic Fontaine
Ladies and Gentlemen, we’re very honored you could join us today; for today, we induct another member into a very prestigious Hall of Fame: the TBTS Movie Character Hall of Fame. There are many movies,...
View ArticleIn Which We Confess Our Sins and Engage in Some Light Blasphemy
Bless me, readers, for I have sinned… I hate the Rolling Stones. Hate them. Flames… Flames on the side of my face… I love Quentin Tarantino movies but I hate Quentin Tarantino. I genuinely like all...
View ArticleTBTS Movie Character Hall of Fame: Christine Jesperson
In the movie Me and You and Everyone We Know, Christine Jesperson is on a quest, whether she would describe it that way or not. She finds and even sometimes creates the beauty that can emerge from...
View ArticleTBTS Top Five Summer Movies I’m Excited About in 2013
Lots of goodies in the pipe for moviegoers this summer. Let me count the ways… Iron Man 3 Oh, please. You know you’re going to see this. Don’t even front. The first one was great. The second… okay,...
View ArticleTBTS Reviews: Mud
I went into this movie almost completely blind, which I almost never do. I don’t do well with movies that I know absolutely nothing about. I need a basic structure, an outline, something to help me...
View ArticleTBTS Reviews: Anna Karenina
Never have I been so excited going into the theater, and so disappointed leaving it, than I was tonight when I saw Anna Karenina. The film, based on the classic by Tolstoy, had the perfect director,...
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